Many millennia ago, God showed Noah the rainbow as a promise that never again would He destroy all life on Earth. At Saturday’s “drag brunch” fundraiser in Midtown, the New York State Young Democrats tempted Him. Starring the show were two middle-aged men in heels, who exhibited their sick fetishisms before an audience of captivated party loyalists. In skintight outfits, these shameless smutmasters danced and twerked, gyrating their crotches in the faces of “the honorable” Christine Quinn – who was once Speaker of the City Council – and other invited dignitaries. The public expression of such lewd behavior renders New York a modern Sodom, offending the decency of respectable men and women.
The vulgarity of the New York State Young Democrats is no surprise; their former vice president did jail time for pleading guilty to possessing kiddie porn and promoting a sexual performance by a child. Jacob Schwartz, who was then also president of the Manhattan Young Democrats, was discovered in 2017 with over 3,000 images and 89 videos of underage girls on his laptop, some of which involved children as young as six months old. He was ultimately sentenced to a mere 1-3 years in prison, possibly because his father was a connected Democratic insider. Those children, however, lost their innocence for a lifetime. Despite the sordid history of their organization, however, the New York State Young Democrats are embracing public degeneracy as a matter of policy.
Such are the modern Democrats: a diverse party of pedophiles and perverts who pay cash for the humiliation of their so-called privilege. Devoid of national ties or patriotic devotion, resentful of their ancestors and ashamed of their heritage, Young Democrats have traded their love of God and country for a hodgepodge of degeneracy and smut. And what have they to show for it? What runs through the minds of Young Democrats as they watch the swiveling hips of unhappy men shake before their pitiful faces? What power can rescue their heavy hearts from this despondent and vulgar gloom? In the immortal words of Fyodor Dostoevsky, “your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.” New York is not better off for their lechery.
The New York Young Republican Club sends a friendly message to the Young Democrats: Donald J. Trump is your President – again. Relax a little and wipe the darkness from your hearts; you don’t have to do this anymore. Embrace the proud American tradition and set yourselves free.